Kymberlie Jane - My Sexy New Friend!

I wanted to share with my fans these photos of Kimberly luving me up. Her name is Kymberlie-Jane, but I just call her Kymberlie. Long names confuse me. If you look up adorable in the dictionary you'll find her picture. Actually I don't know that for sure because I don't have a dictionary, but it would make sense.

She's wearing a Nebraska Football shirt. I might add that she looks really good wearing a red shirt such as this one. I bet she'd look good wearing any Husker shirt. I seriously get the feeling she's going to be in next years Huskergirls calendar. With a smile like her's she's going to go places. She's been in some magazines but I don't remember her being in Cat Fancy. If my owner had a clue about these sorts of things he should send one of these pictures to Cat Fancy. Talk about an easy tear sheet!

She was a lot of fun although I didn't hang around that much. She couldn't keep her hands off of me and she actually has a cat allergy. That's some kind of biological malfunction that some humans have. It doesn't make much sense to me. I'll have to ask one of my board certified vets about this. I don't think God would make people that way. Maybe she lives by a radioactive bomb plant or something. That would probably do it! But that was the only limitation I could find with her. She is real friendly and laughs a lot. I'm not sure what she was laughing about. It's not like my owner is very funny or anything. Maybe she was laughing at him! I kind of snicker at him sometimes - like when I pretend I haven't been fed and he feeds me twice. You gotta admit, that's pretty funny. I pretty much run things around here. A quick mind will get you a lot of places. Actually, your mind doesn't have to be all that quick around this place. But Kymberlie is a smart cookie. It was nice to hang with someone with some brains for a change!

My face went all funny in the last picture. I blame Kimberly for this. She kinda does that to you! It's hard to explain.

Jessika - one of my sexy new friends!

Finally a fresh face around this dump! When she saw me she said Well, it's about time I got to meet Tommy! Now imagine that being said with youthful enthusiasm. Not like how I just said it. All I can say is that someone got some class all of a sudden around here to invite her over. Her name is Jessika Dorian.

Sounds like a movie star. But then, let's be honest, what would a movie star be doing around here? Slumming? HA! Turns out I got egg on my face (not really, it's just an expression) - she actually has been on TV! She's been in KnightRider. I think it's a movie about horses and King Arthur or something. Anyways, it's always extra special to get nailed with a public display of affection by someone famous. Famous people and I have a lot in common since I'm famous too.

At any rate, she's so pretty she should be on a Fancy Feast cat food can! I would think one of the Grilled varieties with gravy. She seems like that kind of girl to me.

Her hair is the same color as my owner's (the cute owner). It's a very California look. It's also worth noting, and this is important, that Jessica is sporting a Husker jersey! I was thinking she had mighty fine taste in clothes but it turns out that it wasn't hers. It was just laying around here. Jessica grew up here in California so she's probably not a huge Husker fan, but you can tell she's a fan of me! It's been a long time since I got a squeeze with that level of youthful enthusiasm! It would be nice to have some more enthusiastic humans around like her. I hope she comes back. She needs to spend a little more time with me!

PS - that's my christmas portrait on the wall in the background. Notice my head is cut off! Had the photographer taking my picture with Jessika had a little more skill, he would have gotten my entire picture within this picture. And if you do the math, that would have made this picture twice as good!