Here I am keeping watch on a plastic bag that tried to escape the back yard. These things need looking after since plastic is unnatural. Plastic bags are killers. Zillions of plastic bags have banned together to form floating islands of death in the oceans. Don't take my word for it - they talk about it in the New York newspaper which is all about science.
There's this huge sucking noise in the back by my king-size water bowl. What the hell is up with all this noise??
Check it out! It's almost empty. They pumped all that water out into the street! I thought it was going to deluge the street for forty days and forty nights - another great flood! That's what it looks like when you're 11 inches tall.
Good thing for me is that there are two water bowls in my house. So after a drink, it time to catch up on my 18 hours of snooze time I need.