Tuesday, April 22, 2008

The Engineers Guide to Cats

Two engineers have conspired to put together some kind of how to handle your cat video. While much of the information in the video is true and factual (obviously we need to sleep a lot), the forced yodeling is beyond the pale. These cats did not want to yodel. That's because cats do not yodel. Dogs yodel and that's because they're stupid. Only stupid animals yodel on their own free will.

So this is the video I am talking about. I have to give it a thumbs down (as we critics say) because of this humiliating forced yodeling. I assume these two engineers make lots of money. Because they'll need it after I drag them into court and they have to pony up punitive damages!

I'm disgusted!!